"约瑟夫·马尔科维奇（Joseph Markovitch）这辈子只离开过伦敦一次，与母亲一起去海边。 他喜欢尼古拉斯·凯奇（Nicolas Cage），喜欢在茶里放五块糖，本来可以与一位身高六英尺两英寸的西班牙裔女性结婚，但最后患上了非常严重的胸腔黏膜炎，所以他后来再也没有交过女朋友。

Martin Usborne是一位居住在伦敦东部哈克尼区的摄影师和作家，也是Hoxton Mini Press的联合创始人和创意总监。他拍摄肖像照片，有时候对象是人，但经常是动物，他的作品遍布世界各地的画廊。

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"Joseph Markovitch has left London only once to go to the seaside with his mother. He loves Nicolas Cage, has five sugars in his tea, would have married a six foot two Hispanic woman but in the end had such bad chest catarrh he never had a girlfriend.

Martin Usborne is a photographer and writer living in Hackney, East London and is also the co-founder and creative director of Hoxton Mini Press. He takes portraits, sometimes of people, often of animals and has had his work in galleries around the world.

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